This spot will feature things that I actually said as part of my day as a Fourth Grade teacher:
"St. Joseph lost his head and it was all downhill from there
"If you need a tissue, just ask, don't blow your nose on his sweater."
"Stop bothering that hippo"
(from a Student) "Isn't Fifth Grade the year you get Hitler and Hamlet?"
"I think that giraffe needs to go to the hospital "
"Santa Claus is not a minion of Satan."
"What did that used to be and what are doing with it?"
"Stop trying to turn that mountain into a molehill"